We Gotta Take Hindi Lessons

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New York, July 17 (PTI):

India has asked all member states of the United Nations (UN) to take immediate and strong steps for making Hindi, the second most spoken tongue in the world, the official language of the World body.

I guess it really doesn't matter to our Indian friends that nobody else in the World, other than Indians themselves speak this language. And even themselves speak 8 Million different dialects of the language and consequently choose to communicate via their British English among themselves. In any case, I am impressed with their imagination and efforts. Anyone know where I can take Hindi lessons? Just in case...