Monday, July 30, 2007

Hillary Duff Becoming a Real Woman

In order to justify this posting, I am going to have to admit: Yes, I watch "So U Think You Can Dance" and I enjoy it. Last week, while I was enjoying the show, I got quite surprized when I saw the guest singer. It was Hillary Duff. The little girl from Disney (just like Lindsay Lohan) was finally trying to show that there is a little Lindsay inside her too. She was dressed up as a Middle Eastern belly dancer with some crazy eye makeup. I could not listen to the song too much since I was trying to digest what I was watching. She was good and everything but clearly needed a little bit more practice to catch up with the back-up dancers. Once she manages to do that, A DUI will be the last touch to complete the "Disney Kid Gone Bad" look. Enjoy the video...

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Hillary's Cleavage on Washington Post

On July 20, 2007, Robin Givham wrote an article on Washington Post with a title: "Hillary Clinton's Tentative Dip Into New Neckline Territory".

Clearly, Robin Givham is more interested in presidential sexist fashion issues rather than political ones. Given that Givham is the fashion editor of Washington Post and that the rest of the editorial staff was probably drunk when this article was published, I will not be too harsh on them. Once they are sober and back in duty, I am sure we will see some more articles on Washington Post focusing on candidates' views on Iraq war, the health care issues, education, global warming and dependency on foreign nonrenewable energy sources, and etc.

Friday, July 27, 2007

$2 for a Bottle of Tap Water

Pepsi-Cola finally decided to announce that the labels of Pepsi's Aquafina brand bottled water will be changed. Currently the labels state that the water you pay approximately $2 (20 Ounce) is "Bottled at the source P.W.S."


What does P.W.S. stand for? Let me explain. It means "Public Water Source" which is also known as TAP water. Pepsi after acting stupid for such a long time, stated:

If this helps clarify the fact that the water originates from public sources, then it's a reasonable thing to do.

How responsible? This is what social responsibility is all about. I just hope that it will not take them this long next time when they start selling water "bottled at the source P.S.S", to announce that it is actually "Bottled at the source Public Sewer Source".

Read more about this at http://money.cnn.com/2007/07/27/news/companies/pepsi_coke/

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Oprah Makes 10,000 Times More Than You

I saw an article at Reuters website today. The title of the article was "Oprah Tops List of Highest Paid TV Stars". It was not shocking for me as it may not be for you either, although I honestly never understood what the big deal is with Ms. Winfrey. I guess there are still millions of people out there who believe the exact opposite of this. As a result, this lady is taking home an estimated amount of $260 Million a year.


After seeing how much she makes, I felt terribly sorry for the 5th person on the list of highest paid TV Stars: Poor little Zach Braff (Scrubs) who ONLY makes $6.3 Million a year. I made a quick calculation and realized that Oprah Winfrey is making 41 times more than Mr. Braff. Just as I was I thinking how humiliating this should be for Zach, I made another calculation. Soon I found out that she is making 10,000 times more than a person who works for minimum wage. This means whoever wants to hire Oprah Winfrey, is also capable of hiring 10,000 US citizens or 41 Zach Braffs.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Machine Guns for a Better Future

I thought this was a joke. Then I remembered the millions who chose to vote for Bush in the last elections. I guess nothing surprises me anymore.

A planned Republican fundraiser in New Hampshire aims to promote gun ownership
in America by letting supporters fire powerful military-style weapons -- from
Uzi submachine guns to M-16 rifles.

The Manchester Republican Committee
is inviting party members and their families to a "Machine Gun Shoot" where, for
$25, supporters can spend a day trying out automatic weapons, said organizer
Jerry Thibodeau.

What makes Jerry Thibodeau a crazier guy is that he said this will be a fun, family day. So if anyone out there wants to have a fun day with their family, go find Mr. Thibodeau in New Hampshire.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

We Gotta Take Hindi Lessons

Here is how this whole post started:

New York, July 17 (PTI):

India has asked all member states of the United Nations (UN) to take immediate and strong steps for making Hindi, the second most spoken tongue in the world, the official language of the World body.

I guess it really doesn't matter to our Indian friends that nobody else in the World, other than Indians themselves speak this language. And even themselves speak 8 Million different dialects of the language and consequently choose to communicate via their British English among themselves. In any case, I am impressed with their imagination and efforts. Anyone know where I can take Hindi lessons? Just in case...

Thursday, July 19, 2007

"V" for Viking Treasure

Just as I was trying to stop myself from writing my next blog "Living with your Food", regarding how dog (pet) ownership is becoming a big business in China, I found out that on July 19, 1941, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill launched his "V for Victory" campaign. Then I found out that, extactly 66 years later, today, a father-son treasure-hunting team has uncovered one of the most important hauls of Viking treasure in the UK.

While I was reading about this I couldn't hold myself and thought "What a fine coincidence!!". Then I said "How the heck this son and father did not run as fast as they could and sell the entire treasure for a few hundred million dollars to an underground collector in Vegas".

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

China Bombing the Birds for a Brighter Day

My dear friend who is the author of the blog http://www.spotsindeed.com/ called me tonight. He was excited to tell me that he read about how China during the 2008 Olympic Games, is planning to zap the rain clouds with rockets. It clearly is a very interesting method to deal with weather. I decided to use my old WNFGI (Why Not F...G Google It?) method to further clarify this issue.

I found out that what China is planning to do is the reverse of a more common practice; Cloud-seeding. According to Wikipedia,

Cloud seeding, a form of weather modification, is the attempt to change the amount or type of precipitation that falls from clouds, by dispersing substances into the air that serve as cloud condensation or ice nuclei.



So it looks like China is planning to come up with another innovative technology to reverse cloud-seeding. I do not know about you but after seeing what they are capable of doing with all the fish in a lake, I feel confident that they will find the most environmentally sensitive method to achieve their brilliant weather forecasts for the Olympics 2008.



Otherwise, they will have to find a few Chinese men to collect the dead birds falling of the air. After all, they would not allow a few dead birds to ruin the games on a sunny and clear day.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Watching Harry Potter Grow Up

Can you believe "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" made $77.4 Million only over the weekend? I cannot. I know many readers will go insane when I confess that I never was a big fan of Harry Potter. I never even saw any of the movies in a movie theater. I met Harry through TV runs of the movie. Clearly, Harry does not care if I watch him or not since the rest of the world does.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Fishing Has Become Much Easier in China...

 China has come up with a new way of fishing. First, you pollute the hell out of a lake via strategic poisoning methods, then collobarate with the rest of the world to increase the earth's temperature by a few degrees which may also be called "Global Warming". Results are impressive and can be seen in the photos.

All you need at this point is a Chinese man collecting dead fish in Donghu Lake in Wuhan, in central China's Hubei province.

Bon Appétit...

Friday, July 13, 2007

When Big Meets Small...

Finally, World's tallest man met World's possibly smallest. This meeting we have all been waiting for, happened in Mongolia today. The girl in the picture standing behind the tall guy is his wife and she is an avarage height lady. Small dude is from China and he recently applied to Guiness for being recognized as the World's smallest human being. We wish him all the luck.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Who's Gonna Do Better in US: Mr. or Mrs. Beckham?

I am happy to announce that Mr. Beckham, our biggest transfer from UK to US is finally here in LA. We have been waiting for this happy moment for a long time. It was one thing that USA was lacking; A World famous soccer guru. And THAT is taking care of.

I believe David Beckham will definitely add a lot to LA Galaxy however he may also add a lot towards getting soccer a more popular spot in the public eye (Go to SportsIndeed for more info)
David Beckham in US is known very well not because of his excellent soccer skills (I am not being sarcastic) but more with his popularity in tabloid magazines and celebrity news.

One other concept that David Beckham has brought to LA is his wife; Victoria Beckham (Posh) who is a former member of Spice Girls. Actually Posh has a huge fame in Europe and in Japan not only because of being the wife of David but also as a fashion icon. She covers the pages of many tabloid magazines fairly in US but mostly all around the world. Now I wonder who is going to be bigger in US a year from now, Mr. or Mrs. Beckham?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Green Death

I read many articles today from newspapers all around the world. I visited sites from Hungary, Russia, Iceland, and some more. I was trying to find an interesting article somewhere around the world and I found what I was looking for in an Irish online newspaper called, Irish Independent.

It was actually a story from Sweden that an Irish journalist wrote about. When I saw the title of the article, I knew it was interesting but after reading it the adjective switched from an "interesting" article to a "creepy" one.

The title was "How green is your grave? Scientists get dead serious". As you may have already realized from my previous posts, I am quite a bit of a "green means and methods" advocate. However, after reading the article, I realized that I am nowhere close to being as green as some other creepy advocates.

Here is a summary of the story. A scientist from Sweden develops an alternative way of dying, in an ecologically sensitive way. This method is called freeze-drying. What they do with your body includes the following, as it is exactly explained in the original article:

First, the body is frozen. Then it is dropped into a liquid nitrogen bath, which cools it to a temperature of minus 192C (-314F). The water in the body dries up and the corpse becomes as brittle as glass. Thirdly, the body is placed in a vibrator, which quickly reduces it to a pile of pink-beige powder. Fourthly, a magnet is run over the remains to remove metal traces from fillings or pacemakers. Finally, the powder is put into a biodegradable pouch made of starch, such as potato, and buried. Between six months and a year later, the body has become mulch.

The Swedish scientist wants to process our bodies after we pass away as explained in the above quotation because:

  • Cremation causes the release of belching dioxin and mercury emissions.
  • Six-feet-under burial makes for very slow decay and often poisons underground watercourses.

I wonder if our creepy scientist has also got into account how much energy is supposed to be used in order to execute the freeze-drying process. You may ask what this has got to do with toxicating the natural resources. It has a lot to do. If a process (as green as it may be) requires more energy than its non-green alternative, it may be indirectly causing a lot more damage to the environment. More energy means dumping more subproducts of whicever energy generating method is being used to generate it. 

This is a very similar to the plastic argument. Plastic has been the biggest enemy of all environmentalists although lately many of us believe the exact opposite. Plastic although is non-degradable requires so little energy to produce which indirectly supports preserving natural resources by reducing the energy dependency.

Enough about the scientific facts. Let me tell you one thing. Bottom line is that I do NOT want to be freeze-dried. Although now I know that this means I will toxicate the nature a little bit, I think I can live with this fact and die without it.

Monday, July 09, 2007

USA and Corporate Responsibility

I read an article today in a Denmark news website which is called Copenhagen Post. The article was talking about how Denmark is chosen to be the World's second leading nation for corporate social responsibility. Copenhagen Post reports this national reward as below:

" A well-balanced mix of capitalism and social integrity have helped make
Denmark the world’s second leading nation for corporate social responsibility,
according to a study completed for the United Nations’ Global Compact Leaders
Summit, which ended Sunday.

The study, conducted biannually by London-based think-tank
AccountAbility, rated Denmark second-best in its 2007 Responsible
Competitiveness Index, which determines how effectively a country’s companies
are carrying out responsible business practices."

I did a little research on where US of A stands in this silent competition. I was not all that surprised when I found out pretty much nothing. This "Corporate Social Responsibility" term was not a new term for me however, I had no idea that there was an index called Responsible Competitiveness Index. I was embarrassed to not to know anything about this dilemma thus I started educating myself first by looking up for the definition of the "Corporate Social Responsibility". Here is Wikipedia's definition:

"Corporate social responsibility (CSR) is a company's obligation to be
accountable to all of its stakeholders in all its operations and activities with
the aim of achieving sustainable development not only in the economical
dimension but also in the social and environmental dimensions. "

Since this definition was quite predictable and a little cliche, I needed more information on what this "Responsible Competitiveness Index" was to further clarify the joy of Danish media. After a quick Google search here is what I found:

"The Responsible Competitiveness Index: an investigation of the
relationship between corporate responsibility and competitiveness. It reveals
which countries are achieving sustainable economic growth based on responsible
business practices.

The National Corporate Responsibility Index: the world's first
assessment of the state of corporate responsibility internationally. The index
assesses over 80 countries on criteria including corruption, civic freedom,
corporate governance and environmental management to establish a global
ranking."

Now I was getting a better perspective of this issue. Then I went back to searching for where US stood in this ranking of 80 countries. Finally I was able to find this information. Here is the answer: US ranking in responsible competitiveness index is ....... 18.

Looks like it is not that bad. However clearly it is. How can US can settle for being 18th in such an ethically significant issue where even United Arab Emirates (UAE) is the 29th. I guess it was an indicator of our failure in this issue, that during my search for US and its ranking, I came across many documents and research studies for the "Competitive Index" in USA, however it was like searching for a needle in a hayloft when I looked for documents regarding "Responsible Competitive Index".

Being the 18th most responsible country meant to me (with a simple calculation) that 22.5% of the 80 countries are doing better than USA. I understand that the first challange for many US companies is to work towards the sustainable growth. Then the second challenge shows up as the necessity to do this task via responsible and ethical practices. When I thought about this again, I realized that the situation was not as bad as I thought it was. "At least", I said, "There's hope". US in 2008 definitely has a much better chance in this ranking game while UAE on the other hand will probably go further down on the list. Many thanks to Halliburton's decision to move their headquarters to Dubai (UAE).

Sunday, July 08, 2007

How's Hillary Doing in Google Trends?

I am still surprised that people do not spend half of their spare time fooling with Google's inspiring and innovative tool; Google Trends. Whenever I am a little bored or curious to hold the heart beat of the entire world;s searching trend, I visit Google Trends.

I was wondering how Hillary Clinton was doing in terms of getting voters to search for her name on Google. Thus, I went to G. Trends and made a quick little search. Here is the result:

As you can see above, Hillary clearly is searched more on Google in New York, NY. Is this surpsrising? Probably not. Does this tell us that G. Trends is a safe method to predict the winner of the elections? We do not know that yet but  we will after the elections. I want all of you to come back to my blog and check out this article again to see if we did a good job predicting the winner (at least in particular cities). 

I personally assume that the democratic race is pretty much between Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama. Let's see how the above 10 cities (which are the top 10 cities in US where people extensively search for Mrs. Clinton) cheat on Mrs. Clinton by also checking out one of her competitors?

As can be seen Hillary is doing very well in New York but we cannot say the same thing for some of her Top cities. Check out Cambridge, and Austin. Looks like Mr. Obama is already ahead of Mrs. Clinton in these two cities asuming that people vote for the name who they search for mostly on Google. As I said earlier, we'll be able to conclude this hypothesis after the elections.

More to come about my reseach on Google Trends.